I want to line up every person who lists a "unique" item on eBay and slap them.

"unique purple clay monkey teapot"
"BOO monsters inc doll - rare!"
"NIN fimo bead - hard to find"

Yes, the "rare" and the "hard to find" people should also be slapped.

Don't these idiots actually do a search on eBay for the item they are going to list? HELLO! Go to the little search box, type in "monkey teapot" and whammo!

NOT SO "UNIQUE" ANY MORE, IS IT, DORKWAD?!

If I can find 3-30 of them on eBay at any given moment, they're NOT SO HARD TO FIND.

Yes, I feel better now.