Lifelike Digging Pup

Bottom right corner reads: Lifelike "Digging Pup" adds an instant touch of fun and interest for any garden, flowerbed, yard, poolside and more. Realistically sculpted and hand painted with such lifelike detail, you'll have fun watching how many folks are fooled! Weather resistant, use all year long! Order today -- Makes a wonderful gift! Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back.

Only $9.95 each, or two for $17.95? Add only $3.95 Shipping & Handling no matter how many you order? Well, ye gods and little fishies, what's to stop us from ordering 100, then? I can see it now: A sea of beagle butts from fence to fence, under bushes, along the driveway... I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas this year!

I wonder what contest you have to lose in China to become the child laborer who "handpaints" each dog ass? I beg to differ with the "realistically sculpted" claim - I see no sphincter!

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