Inspired by the "What Would Jesus Drive?" and anti-SUV campaigns currently raging in the United States -- which target certain vehicle owners as a threat to the environment with their bourgeois gas-guzzling, terrorist-supporting vehicles -- I have developed my own campaign against fat people. After all, if they weren't busy eating too much and buying over-priced caloric fuel, more food and money could be sent to places where babies and children are suffering and starving.

To paraphrase the WWJD website, "Here you will discover new ways to love your neighbor as we strive together to reduce food consumption in the U.S. and the diseases (diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc.) we develop from the foods we eat."

"I believe that Jesus cares about what we eat. What we eat has a major impact on human health and the rest of God's creation. It contributes significantly to the threat of global warming, famine, disease and obesity. Our reliance on fast food and a meat-rich diet threatens peace and security."

Hmmm... what DID Jesus eat? Fish, bread, grain, olives, wine, honey...